Here are the best spots to celebrate your birthday – even if you’re grown up

The Wharf is on the Miami River.

So you’re about to celebrate a birthday. Soon your social media feeds will be inundated with well wishes from friends and video clips of Uncle Luke suavely navigating a jet ski while pontificating on the merits of each birthday month.

Yet, every year, you have the same problem: where can you host a worthy celebration? Here are seven South Florida spots up to the task.

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1. PlugIN Private Karaoke Rooms

A private room at PlugIN Karaoke

Get a room — literally. At PlugIN’s Gulfstream Park location, you can book one of 18 private karaoke rooms, each one outfitted with microphones (note the plural there), a flat-screen TV, digital song selection and food/drink service. There are more than 35,000 songs at your vocal disposal here, so finding your karaoke magnum opus shouldn’t be a problem. Each room can hold up to 150 people, which give you plenty of room re-enact Jennifer Beals’ legendarily sweaty “Maniac” routine in “Flashdance” to a captive audience.

PlugIN Private Karaoke Rooms, 801 Silks Run, Suite 2597, Hallandale Beach; 1-844-475-8446


801 Silks Run, Suite 2597, Hallandale Beach

2. El Tucán Cabaret and Nightclub

Sometimes, you just want to sit back and be entertained. And at El Tucán, that’s what you get: an elaborate cabaret show with bedazzled dancers, contortionist, singers and an assorted crew of surprise performers. A full dinner and cocktail menu accompany the show, which morphs into a wild nightclub scene at the end of the night fueled by DJ-spun sounds, pulsating lights and sparklers. Everyone knows sparklers are way better than birthday candles.

El Tucán Cabaret and Nightclub, 1111 SW First Ave., Miami; 305-535-0065

1111 SW First Ave., Miami

3. Bagatelle Miami


It’s not a party until a half-naked person comes soaring through the air with a bottle of champagne in tow. And if you’re an individual who subscribes to that notion, look no further than Bagatelle. While brunch here gets all the press (with good reason), dinner parties can get equally raucous. Just ask the waiter wearing a tablecloth as a cape and dancing to a DJ spinning “Don’t Stop Believing.” Better yet, get up there and join that crazy goof. Your branzino can wait.


Bagatelle Miami, 220 21st St., Miami Beach; 305-704-3900

220 21st St., Miami Beach

4. Ricky's South Beach

Ricky’s is what happens when Chuck E. Cheese turns 21. You’ve got the old school arcade games, air hockey and cheesy slices of pizza (from New York’s Artichoke Pizza, no less). All that will make your inner 12-year-old swoon, but there are also plenty of adult beverages that’ll get you carded. Like the “Dime Bag Darryl,” made with CBD-infused Johnnie Walker Black.  What’s CBD? It’s cannabidiol—the non-active ingredient in marijuana. Don’t look so disappointed.

Ricky’s South Beach, 1222 16th St., Miami Beach; 305-704-3602

1222 16th St., Miami Beach

5. The Wharf

Art Basel parties

Located on the Miami River, The Wharf is sort of like the Jersey Boardwalk with Miami sensibilities. This 30,000-square-foot open air space has a vibrant, almost carnival-like atmosphere with rotating food trucks, three bars, lawn games and a fish market/raw bar from local favorite Garcia’s. Reserve a few tables in the covered lounge area on the wooden deck and take in some live entertainment while watching the yachts sail past the dock.

The Wharf, 114 SW North River Dr., Miami; 305-906-4000

114 SW North River Dr., Miami

6. Sugar

High atop the East, Miami hotel in Brickell City Centre, there’s a Bali-inspired rooftop garden that offers some of the best views of the city. With your birthday crew in tow, settle into one of the cozy garden nooks outfitted with ornately carved sofas and bamboo chairs. As you’re lording over the city from your 40th story perch in the sky – it’s your birthday, you can lord if you want to –  order Asian-inspired small plates and drinkslike the pork belly buns and the Sweet Life cocktail made with Templeton Rye and Thai iced tea. Don’t forget to take in the spectacular Miami sunset with your closest friends.

Sugar at the East, Miami, 788 Brickell Plaza, Miami;  786-805-4655. 

788 Brickell Plaza, Miami

7. Super Wheels Skating Center

Ain’t no party like a skating party.Alex Kolyer/Miami Herald Archives

Do you like freestyle music? Can you skate with the magnificence of an extra on the set of “Xanadu”? Are you a fan of watching your friends endlessly face plant? Perfect. Round up a group and celebrate your day at this long-time Kendall arena. You can book a private party on most nights or head out on one of the adult skate nights and commandeer a few of the booths for nachos, burgers, chicken, pizza and yes, beer and wine. Should work wonders on those motor skills.



Super Wheels Skating Center, 12265 SW 112th St., Miami; 305-270-9386

12265 SW 112th St., Miami

Jackie Gutierrez-Jones Jackie Gutierrez-Jones is a lifestyle writer, editor and professional toddler-wrangler who enjoys a well-made adult beverage and lifting heavy weights over her head. Not necessarily in that order.