Week that was: Celebrity news

 

CHARLIE SHEEN: He’s got tiger’s blood, Adonis genes… and the brain of a cuckoo bird.

By Madeleine Marr | mmarr@MiamiHerald.com

CHARLIE SHEEN: He’s got tiger’s blood, Adonis genes… and the brain of a cuckoo bird.

SELENA GOMEZ: Jealous fans gave the Disney star, who is reportedly dating Justin Bieber, a busted lip. It’s gonna get real ugly if she marries the guy.

CHARO: The spitfire Sexy Sexy singer had to give up her pet bull after a neighbor in Beverly Hills complained about the smell. What a load of B.S.!

JIMMY FALLON: In honor of the host’s second anniversary, Ben & Jerry named a potato chip and vanilla flavored ice cream after his show called “Late Night Snack.” Or what we term in my house, “Straight to the Thighs.’’

MELISSA LEO: The best supporting actress winner dropped the F bomb during her Oscars acceptance speech. The telecast now has a PG-13 rating.

JOAN COLLINS: The former Dynasty star blames her fainting spell on a “Victorian swoon’’ caused by the too-tight dress she wore to the post Oscar Vanity Fair party. I should have such problems at age 77.

THEODORA RICHARDS: The daughter of Rolling Stones rocker Keith Richards was arraigned for painting graffiti on a New York City building. No drugs? She’s not living up to family tradition.

JOHN GALLIANO: The disgraced designer is facing trial for his anti-Semitic remarks. Talk about a fashion faux pas.

MELISSA GILBERT: The Little House on the Prairie star split with husband of 16 years Bruce Boxleitner. Just a tip, Missy: don’t date any former child stars.

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