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  • Moët with Medusa

    This was awesome - like watching a movie. I experienced it all. The metaphors are great. The beginning, the middle, the end - PURE GENIUS! Bloody pink-tailed cats...... Read more
  • Château Le Hooker

    Very well written. This is some sad stuff but I guess that's what these guys have to do to get their freak on...
  • The Booty Requiem

    This article is absolute brilliance in literary art. I would love to have sex with wine...
  • Swallowed

    Another classic! I assume everyone on this side Miami is Haitian (not the Jews of course). My 14yo niece thought it weird that there was an American in her school. "I mean, just American", she says...... Read more
  • 2009 Wines Before You Die

    I am always fascinated at the detail and emotion you describe of every moment you experience. I can almost taste the wine, feel the breeze and smell the food. I forgot how dreadful '09 was. You are A True Literary Genius!... Read more
  • Wino Confidential: $1,000 Thong

    This is pure literary genius. You don't just taste wine, your description of people is just as elaborate as your views on wine. I love that last statement about virgin - damn, that wine is so sexy!... Read more
  • Wino Confidential: Wine Hump

    This is excellent story telling. That quickie and condom thing had me rolling. Funny how you connect good palate to good sex. This is simply outside-the-box literature. Mash it up Dinks!... Read more
  • Wino confidential: black, broke & in Bordeaux

    Your writing pattern is amazing. So descriptive...Your observation...Wow!