Miami is to me...
Imlee, Mint Leaf, Bin No 18, Lolita, Don Burrito
My house, it's awesome!
El farito on Key Biscayne
Museum of Art-Fort Lauderdale
The Falls, Kendall (stop hating)
The aviary part of the Metrozoo, so nice!
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Posted on Thu, 08.19.2010 @ 11:16I thought it was awesome.
Posted on Sat, 08.14.2010 @ 08:40I love how she called herself a smurf!
Posted on Tue, 11.10.2009 @ 13:04"So many things can impact what the palate is drawn to at a particular moment—PMS, what you ate, how deep your thong is hiding, what your wife said about your performance last night." -- OMG, I am crying laughing about this line. But it's so true! ... Read more
Posted on Tue, 10.13.2009 @ 11:06I like it when they don't screw up the bill.
Posted on Wed, 09.23.2009 @ 10:02OMG! I just peed on myself laughing at this video! Love this show!
Posted on Fri, 09.04.2009 @ 15:15Nice!
Posted on Fri, 07.10.2009 @ 09:08No need, just show up!
Posted on Tue, 06.16.2009 @ 15:33Don't be so cheap kc305. You know you'd do it for your mom.
Posted on Wed, 03.25.2009 @ 22:40Looks like you caught up with a kardashian. wah wah!
Posted on Mon, 02.23.2009 @ 09:45Amen to that. It's bad enough they are standing around hungry (models don't eat food, remember?) but to have them freezing as well? Their low caloric intake prevents them from keeping the proper body temp. ... Read more
Posted on Mon, 02.09.2009 @ 16:16Go see Los Farrucos. It's the last show featuring these awesome dancers.
Posted on Mon, 02.09.2009 @ 11:37Went to this place before a show at the Arsht Center and had ample time to order, eat then make the show except for the fact that the food took forever. Don't know if this is common, but when it finally made it to the table we were completely underwhelmed by the grouper, tasted like they just put a dash of salt on it then stuck it in the oven and they served it with brussel sprouts (which were good, but I still classify as punishment food). The caipirinhas were nice, a bit pricy ($11) but good. The waitress was super nice and apologized profusely for the delay, but all in all we were impressed mainly by the ambiance and little else. ... Read more
Posted on Wed, 02.04.2009 @ 11:10I was more about Ralph Macchio. "Stay gold, Ponyboy. Stay gold."
Posted on Tue, 02.03.2009 @ 11:25Maybe I can anonymously unload my Southern Vampire Series here.
Posted on Tue, 01.27.2009 @ 13:03I'm hyperventilating.....
Posted on Tue, 01.20.2009 @ 14:38But Bootsie's got jokes
Posted on Fri, 01.16.2009 @ 01:11What happened was a real live Jason Bourne-style chase. Our hero was injured by the Russian terrorists outside the Bayside, bleeding profusely and in need of a blood transfusion as he escaped on the metrorail, where he found a blood mobile conveniently parked. He steals a bag of O negative and administers the blood, sneaking thru the tracks of the Inner Loop and hiding out in the Bali Cafe's bathroom sucking on sugar packs until he is strong enough to continue. It's called The Bourne Transportation. On DVD now. ... Read more
Posted on Thu, 01.08.2009 @ 11:10Find a place that gives two years same as cash and finance the best mattress you can find. I just got a new mattress and my body is still adjusting to its newfound comfort. Oh, and my hubby has been having the wildest dreams since we got this new bed. He keeps dreaming about celebrities as if they are his friends and they are all coming down from some drug-induced bender in our house...I wonder if it could be the mattress. ... Read more
Posted on Tue, 12.09.2008 @ 12:26The food at Grass is great and the vibe is nice too.
Posted on Wed, 12.03.2008 @ 14:03If you don't give me the tickets I'm going to burn down your house!
Posted on Wed, 11.19.2008 @ 13:49I think your bunny actually broke the cupholder. She doesn't look to happy squished underneath it.
Posted on Mon, 11.17.2008 @ 10:31boo ya VS beyotches!
Posted on Thu, 11.13.2008 @ 15:27The Enchantress of Florence sucked.
Posted on Thu, 11.06.2008 @ 13:02Give me free stuff or i will cry.
Posted on Wed, 10.29.2008 @ 09:18Was Voltron anime?And what about He-Man and She-Ra? Here's a treat for the She-Ra heads in the house: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxJ9frJn-Qk&feature=related... Read more
Posted on Tue, 10.14.2008 @ 11:26BRING ON BAJOFONDO!!! gimme free stuff
Posted on Mon, 09.15.2008 @ 15:15Let's chip in and buy Sarah Palin a book about the Bush Doctrine. You'd think that governing a state with the population of Kendall she'd have plenty o' time to turn some pages.... Read more
Posted on Tue, 08.26.2008 @ 20:36I knew that I had finally gone down that long scary tunnel of habitual road rage when my mother came to visit me and she witnessed my constant cursing at other motorists. Miami will turn you into your worst nightmare after only a few months behind a wheel. The worst was when I dropped an f-bomb with my kid in the back seat and she repeated it. I want to make all the bad drivers of Miami pay for my child's therapy.... Read more
Posted on Mon, 08.04.2008 @ 17:04This makes me feel so old...these women are in their late 40s!!! I can't believe how time flies.
Posted on Mon, 08.04.2008 @ 13:59I hate when my steak tastes like butt.
Posted on Wed, 07.30.2008 @ 14:18Food is great. I had the pear fiocci, and that was delicious, along with the lamb chops (I got the half portion which was a bit stingy and the mushrooms were way too salty). Hubby said the sea bass was excellent, friend's hubby said the paella was ho hum. My only beef with this place is they don't have any dog-on high chairs. I get that its a fancy pants resto in the Gables and they don't want everyone bringing their screaming rugrats to dinner, nor do I. But in case of emergency or if Angelina Jolie shows up with her brood, you have to have one or two of those things laying around the kitchen. My three-year-old, thank the maker, behaved like model citizen and ate her bread and ice cream like a mouse. I let her down to wander around while we did dessert and she was still pretty good. So, Por Fin, your food is fine, but seriously, hide a booster chair somewhere. A few phone books, anything. ... Read more
Posted on Wed, 07.30.2008 @ 14:07The only way to read William S. Burroughs is with lots of narcotics. The waiter wasn't a scholar, he's a crackhead. And you should get a tattoo of the Miami Libre promotional posters on your leg. Hotttt ... Read more
Posted on Tue, 07.15.2008 @ 14:58I wish I could go. I would like to dress up like She-Ra, Princess of Power.
Posted on Thu, 06.05.2008 @ 12:15I so stopped drinking Merlot after Sideways. I'm going to stop hating.
Posted on Fri, 05.23.2008 @ 09:33It was something like 3freemonths.com or livefree3months.com, some such nonsense.
Posted on Wed, 04.23.2008 @ 14:14Sounds yummy!
Posted on Tue, 04.08.2008 @ 13:10Hilarious!