Uma Thurman stalked -- again

 

Uma Thurman may need to strap on her Kill Bill suit and get to work. A creep has re-entered the actress' life.

Uma Thurman may need to strap on her Kill Bill suit and get to work. A creep has re-entered the actress' life.

Jack Jordan, who was convicted in 2008 of stalking Thurman, tried to call her office recently. This act defied a court order to leave her alone after years of unwanted and weird advances, officials said.

A former pool cleaner with mental problems, Jordan was sentenced in 2008 to three years' probation.

DIVORCE COURT

Who knew Neve Campbell was married? Doesn't matter now -- she's getting divorced.

The upcoming star of Scream 4, 37, cited ``irreconcilable differences'' for her split from English actor John Light, whom she wed in 2007.

• Speaking of unholy matrimony, Tony Parker's lawyer, Richard Orsinger, has bailed, citing conflict of interest, TMZ reports. It's a biggie: the Texas attorney also represents Parker's former San Antonio Spurs teammate Brent Barry, whose wife Erin Barry was allegedly sexting with Parker and is the reason Eva Longoria filed for divorce in the first place.

UGLY RUMOR

Let's hope this one isn't true. Star is reporting that Britney Spears is in an abusive relationship with agent-boyfriend Jason Trawick. RadarOnline had audio which sounds a lot like the pop singer telling her ex husband Jason Alexander (for 55 hours) that Trawick has beat her.

COUGAR TOWN

While Bobby Brown has moved on, don't cry for his ex, Whitney Houston.

The diva, 47, is back on with ex bf, singer Ray J, reports Life & Style. The reality star (A Family Business), 29, and Houston have been seen getting smoochy.

HEALTH ISSUES

Talk-show host Nate Berkus is sans appendix. The 39-year-old designer bolted to the ER after doing the Today show Tuesday.

• Dancing with the Stars champ Jennifer Grey will undergo surgery to remove the ruptured disk that plagued her lower back during the show.

Heather Locklear, 49, was hospitalized for a bacterial infection after returning from a trip to Canada.

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