Welcome to the Hotel Transylvania, where you can check out any time you like, but you will never laugh.
Sony Animation got into the Adam Sandler business this time out. The Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs folks must never have seen Eight Crazy Nights, Sandler’s first effort at turning his “gift” for funny voices into a cartoon.
Transylvania is a good-looking, laugh-starved farce that puts Dracula (Sandler) in charge of a hotel for monsters — “Human-free since 1895” — and makes him an overprotective single father with a teenage daughter, Mavis (Selena Gomez). She’s turning 18 and is ready to see the world. But all Daddy Drac can think to do is stage a “visit” to the human village, where they all want to “eat your toes” and “shove garlic in your face.”
So a birthday party at home it is — home being the hotel with its headless doorman, witches for housekeepers and skeletal staff (literally). Monsters like Frankenstein (Kevin James), The Mummy (CeeLo Green) and The Invisible Man (David Spade) are honored guests.
But darned if nerdy human hiker Jonathan (Andy Samberg) doesn’t stumble in, and Mavis likes him. So Daddy has a problem — how to frighten the boy into skee-daddling.
The movie — from Clone Wars and Dexter’s Laboratory TV vet Genndy Tartakovsky — has a generous helping of sight gags, such as zombie construction workers who whistle at whatever corpse floats by, Steve Buscemi’s hang-dog werewolf with his vast brood of unruly pups, a cadaverous house mariachi band, Quasimodo (Jon Lovitz) as a chef with a rat pal (a Ratatouille joke).
The best gags come from quick cuts — Drac zipping hither and thither to keep Mavis fooled, his sudden and shocking transitions to scary. The rest is humor of the fart/butt/toilet variety, PG-rated stuff Sandler and his cronies must have rejected from the Grown Ups/Zookeeper/That’s My Boy screenplays.
Sandler’s Dracula voice isn’t awful. Nor is it distinct or funny, and he is given precious little funny to say. This Hotel was never going to earn a 4-star rating. But maybe under different management.
Cast: Voices of Adam Sandler, Selena Gomez, Andy Samberg, Kevin James, CeeLo Green, David Spade.
Director: Genndy Tartakovsky.
Screenwriters: Peter Baynham, Robert Smigel, Todd Durham, Kevin Hageman, Dan Hageman
Producer: Michelle Murdocca.
A Sony Pictures Animation release. Running time: 90 minutes. Some rude humor, action, scary images. Playing at area theaters.