Ah, Halloween. Medieval Celts would probably faint if they could see what their old-timey harvest celebration has become—especially if they dropped in on some of these libidinous shindigs.
All events are on Halloween night unless otherwise noted.
Don’t be surprised if you actually get a nip in the neck at this vampire-themed charade, where light kink is encouraged by the hundreds who attend annually. Expect a very strict Halloween-rubber-latex-leather-fetish-glam-goth-drag dress code, with no jeans or regular clubwear allowed. Tickets $20 online, $25 at the door, table reservations available.
Trade tricks and treats with other undercover couples at Florida’s largest on-premise swingers club. The annual event, billed as “an unabated indulgence of lust,” requires a Miami Velvet membership, as well as a separate $90/couple entrance fee.
BT’s Gentleman’s Club and Booby Trap Doral Halloween VIP Party
On Wednesday, October 28th, both clubs will feature free drinks from 7 to 10 p.m. while you enjoy the costumed (and then uncostumed) entertainers. No reservations required. Booby Trap Doral is at 5325 NW 77 Avenue. BT’s is at 5922 South Dixie Highway in South Miami.
Tootsie’s Cabaret Naughty Halloween Party
All are encouraged to come in costume to the Naughty Halloween Party on Wednesday, October 28th. It starts at noon and goes ’til close, with Leblon drink specials, Brazilian shot girls, and costume prizes. Tootsie’s is at 150 NW 183 Street in Miami Gardens.
Scarlett’s Cabaret Halloween Bash
On Halloween night, Scarlett’s will feature a live fire show along with VooDoo Tiki Tequila giveaways. Scarlett’s is at 2920 SW 30th Avenue in Pembroke Park.
MORE NAUGHTY THAN NICE:
Playboy will host a Halloween party at The Shore Club from 9pm to 4am (with open bar from 9 to 11), featuring playmates Miss December 2005 Christine Smith, Miss November 2004 Cara Zavaleta, Miss September 2009 Kimberly Phillips and others. Go as an octogenarian dating a 19-year old; scary! Tickets are $75 and attire is “bloody sexy”.
The name pretty much says it all: Vivid film star AJ Bailey and friends will liven up Opium on Halloween night, and the more salacious your costume, the better. Tickets are $40 at the door. (There are a whole ton of parties are taking place at Hard Rock this Halloween weekend, including a Penthouse party at Pangea on Friday for only 20 bucks.)
The incomparable Ms. Tera Patrick will host Tera-ween at Cameo on South Beach, where she’ll be spinning tunes as the guest DJ for the evening; no word yet if she’s as talented at the turntables as she is at…other things. Advance tickets are $20.