Standard Hook-Up for Poor Valentine


Is financial impairment dulling your Valentine's Day plan? Who sets these standards? Well, maybe, The Standard...


So, this is top secret. Someone slipped me a “Because We Love You” gift card for The Standard Spa, Miami Beach. The card is for first time guests only, meaning you get to try the following for FREE—indoor and outdoor baths, gym, yoga movement and meditation. The service is only available from Monday through Thursday, but if you’re financially impaired and really need to impress your boo this Valentine’s Day holiday, I say call the hotel and try to get one of these cards. But, you didn’t hear this from me, Folks. Good luck!

The Standard Spa, Miami Beach, 40 Island Ave., Miami Beach, 305-704-3945.

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