I've been writing and editing in Miami a loooong time. Okay, not like 40 years long. Not like 25 years long. But about a decade, which, in "Miami years," is a really long time. I think it's something like dog years - multiply by seven and you get how long it "feels" like you've been here. So really, I've been editing and writing here for 70 years. Yes, longer than I've been alive (a couple times over). Unbelievable, I know.

Nightclub B.E.D. has been around about as long. Yes, they have been slinging drinks on Washington Ave. since the Prohibition. In fact, that's where the name comes from - patrons would stuff bottles of bootleg gin under their mattresses when the po po came around. Not really, but wouldn't that be a great story? Anyhoo, I digress.

With a name like B.E.D., they make it easy for me to do the most favorite part of my job ever - come up with puns. So, in honor of our Happy Hour tomorrow night (see all the deets below), here are just a few - okay, 10 - I just, at this very moment, came up with off the top of my head (and in order of cleverness):

It's B.E.D. time
Let's go to B.E.D.
Everything's better in B.E.D.
Take me to B.E.D.
I dream of B.E.D.
Another sleepless night in B.E.D.
Party under cover
Everything's hotter between the sheets
Pillow talk dirty to me

And, drum roll please, my personal favorite, at least until I have to write about another B.E.D. event...

Snuggle with Miami.com in B.E.D.

Really, join us on our 300-counts Friday from 8-11 p.m. Water B.E.D. and Breakfast in B.E.D. (seriously, I'm convinced they chose this name just for the puns) cocktails are half price (that would be $8). No RSVP required - our B.E.D. is open to all.

B.E.D. is located at 929 Washington Ave., Miami Beach; 305-532-9070

P.S. Got your own clever B.E.D. puns? I'd love to hear (and steal) them.

-- miaeditor

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Time to put this concept to B.E.D.! By now Gary, Indiana probably has a club B.E.D. ;) And do not let your skin touch those pillows or sheets! ... Read more
How about "Get your drink on, B.E.D.'s are available at stumbling distance"? Hey, at least people will be able to relax somewhere after a couple of martinis ;)... Read more
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