Tweet On Feb. 3, @hannibalburess said: "*searches the word "stabbed" on Twitter," Explanation: That was the blackout during the Superbowl. I knew people would be like, 'Oh somebody's gonna be gettin' stabbed,' because of the Ray Lewis thing.
ReTweet On Feb. 5, "RT: Sh*$ got real weird at the end of @hannibalburess bday party last night. I found out that Spongebob can breackdance." Explanation: I had my 30th birthday on February 4th. I wanted to do it big. So, I hired costume characters to come through. I hired Spongebob, Mario and Alvin from Alvin in the Chipmunks. I did my hit single Gibbersih Rap with them on stage and ballerinas. I did the song nine times and Spongebob and Mario and all of them were on stage killin' it. It was a lot of fun. Costume characters make everything better. They were rockin' out. It was a good time. @hannibalburess said: "I just solved soccer because the current model sucks. Put an extra ball on the field. That shit would be bananas." Explanation: I don't like soccer. We were writing for the Eric Andre Show when I thought of that. We were talking about why I don't like certain sports. Soccer I feel like is glorified jogging. There's not that much scoring happening. If the game is one nothing, then really that was about two hours of dudes just jogging around and one goal was scored. So, if you put two balls on the field, then it's like two separate games going on. That would create the chaos that I need for soccer to be interesting.
The Stage Address: 170 NE 38th St Miami, FL Doors open: 5 pm; Hannibal Buress to take stage at 8 pm Ages: 21+ Price: $15 (advance) $20 day of show More info: thestagemiami.com