Picture this: your scantily clad stripper caddie washing your balls on the back nine. Best Father’s Day gift ever.
560 WQAM Sports Radio and Tootsie’s Cabaret are bringing strippers to the green for the Tootsie’s Stripped Down Sports Golf Tournament on Monday, June 21. Foursomes will tee off at noon at Bonaventure Golf & Country Club in Weston, as half-naked “caddies” cavort along the course on Slip n’ Slides and get drenched in the dunk tank. For 20 bucks, golfers can enjoy a few minutes in the “Full Friction Ball Wash,” a privacy tent set up around a ball wash station. Inside, a dancer will provide a lap dance and clean a player’s ball afterward (just one!).
Course-side residents of Weston, do not call authorities with your indecency complaints—it’s all for a good cause. Some sort of cause, once they find one. Tootsie’s and 560 will have thousands of dollars to give away after the event, but are having a difficult time nailing down a charity willing to take their devil money. Because strippers are involved! And friction! Fortunately, Hands On Miami has stepped in to help find a charity that will accept the funds, so it should be clear by the tournament which group will benefit.
The tourney kicks off with a Paring Party on June 19 at Tootsie’s, where golfers will bid on a dancer to work the course as their caddie. On the day of the tournament, breakfast will be served at Tootsie’s in the morning, and players will be bused to the course for the noon shot gun start. The on-course debauchery should be wrapped up by 6 pm, when players will return to Tootsie’s for a prime rib dinner and sports memorabilia raffle.
Tootsie’s Stripped Down Sports Golf Tournament is Monday, June 21, at Bonaventure Golf & Country Club in Weston. Price to play is $150 for single golfers, or $500 for a foursome. A portion of the proceeds will go to charity. Spots should be reserved beforehand as they are expected to be sold out by the day of the event.