Here's your collection of adult-oriented Super Bowl celebrations featuring bunnies, pets, strippers and porn stars. Parties are Super Bowl Sunday unless otherwise noted.
PENTHOUSE SUPERPARTY 2010
Twenty Penthouse Pets will liven up Passion Nightclub at Seminole Hard Rock on Saturday, February 6th, including Pet of the Year Taylor Vixen, along with DJ Riz, DJ Chachi, DJ Eric Velez and other special guests. $250 general admission; $500 for VIP tix that get you open bar all night; $1,000 for access the Adult Friend Finder private room, with open bar/bottle service all night long. Get tickets at www.thepenthousesuperparty.com
PLAYBOY SUPER BOWL PARTY AT SAGAMORE
On Saturday, February 6th, Playboy teams up with sponsors including Bacardi for a celebration at Miami Beach's Sagamore Hotel, rumored to become Playboy Hotel in the near future. Plenty of bunnies and celebrities will be in attendance, but this soiree isn't for the rif-raf. Tickets were distributed only to select VIPs and business partners.
Strip club parties:
TOOTSIE'S CABARET AND VIVID ENTERTAINMENT
Celebrate with Vivid Video girls and 300 dancers on Friday, February 5th at 10pm. Guests receive swag bags featuring Vivid DVDs, as well as full access to the VIP areas of the club. $300 entrance fee. Tickets available at www.ricks.com. 150 Northwest 183rd Street, Miami. Ph: (305) 651-5822
Enjoy top-shelf open bar and tailgate style BBQ for $40 a person from 5pm-12pm. The game will be shown on 50 large plasma TV's located throughout the club with full audio. 2920 Southwest 30th Avenue, Hallandale. Ph. (954) 455-8318
PURE PLATINUM FORT LAUDERDALE & CHEETAH POMPANO TAILGATE PARTY
Buffet starts at 6pm, with giveaways during the game for a $100 bar tab, a $300 Gold VIP card and more. Pure Platinum, 1007 North Federal Highway, Fort Lauderdale. Ph: (954) 651-2623 Cheetah, 497 Northwest 31st Avenue, Pompano Beach. Ph: (954) 971-2600
BEACH HOUSE CABARET
Pick your team and get a free drink every time they score. Pizza buffet during the game with beer bucket specials (5 domestic beers for $15, 5 imports for $20). Twelve screens in main room with full audio, plus private room rentals available to watch the game. 255 Sunny Isles Boulevard, Sunny Isles Beach. Ph: (305) 948-3087
PT's PURE TENTACION (formerly Treasure Island)
Free admission to those wearing official team gear, and complimentary gifts at halftime. Game time private suites available with two bottles of liquor, a case of beer, and an appetizer. 7565 West 20th Avenue, Hialeah. Ph: (786) 953-7374
Other parties and events that meet the required T&A threshold:
STEAMY CENTERFOLD PREGAME BLITZ PARTY
Tami Donaldson (Miss Maxim USA), Hope Dworaczyk (Playboy Playmate Miss April 2009) and Candace Cassidy (Playboy Playmate Miss June 2009) will host at Pangea Lounge at Seminole Hard Rock on Friday, February 5th at 10pm. For table reservations call (954) 581-5454.
LINGERIE BOWL VII MEDIA DAY
Lacking employment and nothing to do on a Wednesday morning? On February 3rd at 11am, head out to Seminole Hard Rock Hotel where you can ogle the four playoff teams of the Lingerie Football League at their media day event. Free and open to the public, the teams will hold interviews and a football exhibition for the gratis enjoyment of all.
LINGERIE BOWL VII
Lace-clad hotties go head to head to determine which all-female football team gets to claim this year's title. Depending on playoff results the day before, our own Miami Caliente might be playing; if so, be sure to head out and support the ladies. The game takes place on Saturday, February 6 at 6pm. Tickets start at $40 and the bowl is at Seminole Hard Rock; visit the Lingerie Football League's website for more info.