I'll miss you. My beverages will miss you. And blue bunny will miss you.
In case you were worried, she's not mad that you fell on top of her when you careened to your death (suicide?). She loved sitting in the vacant hole (perhaps it reminded of the one she grew up in?), my floppy-eared co-captain on this road called life. Wherever you are, I hope you're happy, reminiscing about the good times with Side Mirror Adjuster and Driver's Seat Door Handle. You could always hold the biggest Big Gulp, the warmest Starbucks pumpkin spice latte, the sweatiest Damiani water bottle, without spilling a drop (except for that one time I pulled the top off my smoothie and it sprayed everywhere -- but that was totally my fault).
And for that, I raise my cup -- and then put it in my lap because, well, now I don't have an f-ing cup holder.
-- miaeditor
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