Closed for "summer vacation": La Maison Miami

Swank SoFi spot La Maison Miami is taking what it’s calling a “planned summer vacation,” during which time a new menu, new staff and new look will be conceived. 

Translation from restaurant-speak to English: “It’s pretty much dunzo,” says our inside source.

This, exactly one month after critic Victoria Pesce Elliott doled out a one-star review, citing “some of the very worst service I’ve ever experienced.”

Stay tuned.