Don’t call us pervs, but Miami Music Week brings the sexy folks out in droves. Here are some highlights of all the fly people we’ve seen in our MMW wanderings. Photos by Tomas Loewy and Matias J. Ocner.
HOW does this shirt work????
It’s tough to look this cute while riding a in an inflatable swan.
Look at her eyebrows. She had no intention of getting in the pool.
Sideboob, a thong AND sexy leg tourniquets.
OK, she is not half-naked or anything. But why is her blowout holding up so well? It’s not fair!
The Sacrifice of the Virgins is one of those “you gotta know someone” parties hosted by Denial Events and everyone who gets there goes all out. This year’s Aztec theme gave the ladies a lot of room for creativity in the costume department.
So, yeah. That’s tape she’s wearing. Let’s hope she has already invested in laser hair removal because OUCH!
Host a party on the beach and invite Steve Aoki, Above and Below and a bunch of other A-list DJs and the cuties will come.
You can never have enough plastic bracelets or enough bikini tops (?)
You are a beautiful unicorn.
So it appears that belly chains are THE accessory for Miami Music Week this year.
This top is so confusing, but she is working it.
Bro, your abs are TIGHT. Please make sure you put some SPF 50 on them so you don’t turn into a lobster.