The Week That Was

ANDERSON COOPER: The Silver Fox was attacked twice covering the unrest in Egypt. I know a lot of people who would gladly be his personal bodyguard.

GWYNETH PALTROW: The Country Strong star told Harper’s Bazaar she almost shut down her website, Goop, because of harsh criticism. At least change the name.

KIM KARDASHIAN: The reality star bemoaned her nipple exposure in W magazine. When you get naked for a shoot, there’s always a good chance that will happen.

TRACY MORGAN: The 30 Rock star called Sarah Palin the hottest MILF in the world, among other choice words. Just a tip: Don’t ever take Tracy on the campaign trail.

FARRAH FAWCETT: The late actress’ swimsuit from her iconic 1976 poster went to the Smithsonian. Thank goodness it didn’t end up in Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle 5.

GROUNDHOG DAY: No shadow means no more winter — for everybody else who doesn’t live HERE.

WHITE STRIPES: The formerly married rock duo announced they are splitting up. Their relationship hit a zigzag in the road.

SNOOKI: The Jersey Shore star doesn’t swim in the ocean because it’s full of salty whale sperm. What is she doing on MTV? This brainiac should be on the Discovery Channel!

REALITY TV: Bravo announced The Real Housewives of Miami cast. Funny how not one “housewife” is on the list.

BARACK OBAMA: The president invited Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony to the White House to watch the Super Bowl. Please, don’t give them any ideas.


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