Live the Sheen Dream

Confucius. Plato. Buddha. Whitman. All great minds that have provided generations with singular nuggets of transcendental wisdom. Add actor Charlie Sheen to the list as his one-liners are the stuff of fortune cookies. Someone who has a lot of free time has amassed Mr. Sheen’s quotables on a website called

Just click on Sheen’s head and find a bounty of insight. There are motivational quotes – “I’m tired of pretending like I’m not a total, bitchin’ rock star from Mars.”  Self-help quotes – “Your perimeter has been breached. You got work to do, bro.” Reflective musings – “I have been a veteran of the unspeakable.” And then there are things that we wish we could put into context – “What was she doing with a shrimp fork in her purse?”

Bask in Charlie Sheen’s infinite wisdom and wonder at his insight as you wait for five o’clock. You’re welcome.


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