After months of filming and teases of what was to come, Kourney & Kim Take Miami finally debuted on E! Sunday night. The show follows the two sisters as they try to tackle being store owners (DASH in Miami Beach), have a social life (in Kim’s case) and be a single mom (in Kourt’s case). Kourtney decides she doesn’t want baby daddy Scott Disick around in Miami because of the temptations of partying. He’s never come right and said he is an alcoholic but he doesn’t handle booze well, not even beer, as we have seen in the past. Disick shows up anyway, flying into MIA looking like a “homeless person” in a track suit and a beard. Kourt isn’t happy but she’s glad to have someone around to fold up her strollers.
No nannny? But that’s another issue.
Kim, now dating Kanye, talks to her rapper bf on the phone and he tells her he is sending her a surprise. It turns out to be a little white kitten. He wants her to name it Mercy, after his song. She does. Kim, who usually doesn’t like to imbibe, starts doing serious drinking with sister Khloe who is visiting from LA to check on DASH also. Khloe is a bad influence on her older sister, whom we see downing jello shots and Midori – maybe because she is a brand ambassador. The girls start out at the bar at the Eden Roc, the hotel which they call home, with some of the women who work at DASH.
The crew get bombed, which annoys Disick, who is trying to lay low and be a good dad. K&K ask him to drive them to get them food (Naked Pizza, for the record) late night and he obliges just so poor Mason can get some sleep.
Kim, after a wasted shopping spree on Washington Avenue, ends up leaving Mercy with pal Jonathan Cheban but forgets that she did so in her drunken stupor and spends the next morning, hung over, searching for the poor animal, who has since died of a stomach virus.
All in all, the show was a hot mess and we are hoping that Kim doesn’t resort to her partying ways once her baby with Kanye is born. When you make Scott Disick look like the responsible citizen, you know you’re in trouble. Also Khloe needs to start minding her own business and stop gossiping about her sister’s divorce. Grow up, quickly, especially, if you want a kid of your own. Sheesh.
Calling Kris Jenner to the rescue!