Khloe Kardashian: Too much information

MADONNA: The pop icon’s gym opened in Mexico City. Somehow we can’t see her running the aerobics classes.

KHLOE KARDASHIAN: The reality starlet said she felt disgusted losing her virginity at age 14. I felt disgusted hearing about it.

SUSAN BOYLE: The Scottish singer bailed from The View after her voice cracked. At least we know the old gal wasn’t lip-syncing.

YOUNG LOVE: Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift have been spotted sipping coffee all over the U.S. Couples that caffeinate together, stay together.

FOR SALE: The owners of a New York City mansion used in The Godfather are asking $2.9 million. Or make them an offer they can’t refuse.

RACHEL UCHITEL: Tiger Woods‘ original mistress was bounced out of an interview with Steppin’ Out magazine for diva demands. She has like four seconds left of her 15 minutes.

STEVE MARTIN: The An Object of Beauty author’s appearance at a New York Y was so boring that attendees got a refund. So he’s not such a wild and crazy guy, after all.

SURVIVOR: For the first time in the show’s history, two contestants quit. Maybe it will end sooner?

BRISTOL PALIN: The single mom is striking back against Keith Olbermann, who called her the “worst person in the world.” Worst foxtrotter, maybe, but not person.

DONALD TRUMP: A judge rejected his lawsuit that claimed noise from Palm Beach International Airport is hurting business at Mar-a-Lago. Hey, Don, just buy the airport.

KATIE COURIC: The CBS Evening News anchor will make an appearance on Glee. Great. All we ask is that you please don’t sing.

CHUCK NORRIS: The former star of TV’s Walker, Texas Ranger was named an honorary Texas Ranger. The world is a safer place.

JOSH DUHAMEL: Fergie‘s hunky husband was kicked off a flight because he refused to stop texting. Hopefully it wasn’t with Tony Parker.


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