Celebrity news: The Week that Was

FLAVOR FLAV: The rapper/reality star opened up Flav’s Fried Chicken, in Iowa. I’d rather watch him reunite with Brigitte Nielsen than eat there.

KATE MIDDLETON: The princess-to-be quit her job with her family’s mail-order party supply business. Trying on tiaras is way time-consuming.

KATIE HOLMES: The actress is upset that her performance in the cop drama The Son Of No One was booed at Sundance. They don’t boo you in acting class, Katie.

SEAN COMBS: The mogul will guest star on an upcoming episode of Hawaii Five-O. And that show had such potential, too.

`JERSEY SHORE’: Season 4 will send the housemates to their homeland of Italy. Time to rethink those European vacation plans.

`SKINS’: MTV’s new racy teen show lost half its viewers in the second episode. Time to shed it.

KRISTEN STEWART: The Twilight star may play Snow White in an upcoming movie. Will she at least smile for the dwarves?

MICHELLE MONEY: The Bachelor contestant said she had an affair with NBA star Carlos Boozer while he was married. Great way to get on the next Real Housewives franchise.

BRET MICHAELS: Heart surgery Monday, home on Wednesday. What a rock star. I was hospitalized longer getting my tonsils out.

JACK LALANNE: The godfather of fitness died at the age of 96. What a great run.


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