If you didn't make it to Miami.com's first weekend of birthday events, you missed out on some quality good times. I missed the burlesque show, but I did see a girl on a leash with a bf and a gf. I can't promise any more leashes (maybe that's a good thing), but I can promise lots more fun, starting with a happy hour at Oceanaire. Complimentary Grey Goose L'Orange Cosmos will be flowing from 6-8:30 p.m., and no need to RSVP. Then on Thursday, we head to Coconut Grove for $5 beer and martinis and a special Miami.com cocktail for $8, all at Cabana One, the new rooftop lounge at the Mayfair hotel. The party starts at 10 p.m., and this one you have to RSVP for. Leash optional.
Party alert! Party alert! We've just added yet MORE fun to this week's birthday schedule. Whoever said bad things happen on Friday the 13th must have never ventured to Mokai on the day of supposed crappy-things-happening-to-you. Instead of holing yourself up in fear of a black cats, ladders and guys in hockey masks, join us at Mokai for complimentary vodka cocktails from 10:30-11:30 p.m.
RSVP here, and -- just to be on the safe side -- avoid and "nice guys" you meet named Jason.