It’s 305 day! Yes. It’s March 5, which gives us another day on which we can celebrate – or at least, in this case, do the things that make us so Miami.
Observing this auspicious holiday – created by 305 Cafecito – is easy. Just do one, two or all of the things on this list, and you will have achieved the perfect 305 Day. You will win no prize, but live happily in the knowledge that you are as Miami as you can be.
This is pretty much a given, so you may as well check it off the list first.
You were going to do this anyway, so get started and keep it up throughout the day. Cafecitos fuel Miami. If you need a pick-me-up this afternoon, you can get a free cafecito by Cafe La Llave at all Sprint Stores from 3:05 until 5 p.m.
Grab a guanabana and teach your non-Hispanic friends how to pronounce it. Some of us are still struggling.
The team takes on the Phoenix Suns at 7:30 p.m. at the AmericanAirlines Arena. Can’t make the game? Head to your favorite sports bar and watch there with your fellow Heat fans who are so happy Father Prime is back.
Why would you want fresh air? Fresh air kills! OK, it doesn’t, but you’re from Miami and you’re not opening your house no matter how pleasant it is outside.
They’re not Miami’s only claim to culinary fame, but damn, they’re good. We recommend the chicken tenders but fully support any choice you make.
Forget donuts. Your co-workers will love you more if you bring croquetas. This buying-love thing works with empanadas, too.
Listen, the flu season is just about over. We’re sure it’s safe to start dropping the Miami Kiss on people you don’t know once again.
Order whatever you like.
Dale – it’s not just for Pitbull anymore.