Charlie Sheen up to his old tricks

 

C’mon, this has to be a joke. Or maybe an upcoming episode of his hit TV show, Two and a Half Men.

C’mon, this has to be a joke. Or maybe an upcoming episode of his hit TV show, Two and a Half Men.

Charlie Sheen is currently on vacation with — get this — his ex wife (the most current one, Brooke Mueller), plus two other lovelies. Charlie is bringing along his two new girlfriends. One is Natalie Kenly, a model seen in marijuana enthusiast rag Cali Chronic X, and the other is porn star Bree Olsen, TMZ reports.

They’re on a private island in the Bahamas. Wonder if there are strip clubs there.

Sheen better chill — he’s due back at work on Tuesday.

No sugarcoating

Don’t expect to see George Clooney run for office. The A-lister, who plays a flawed presidential candidate in the upcoming film The Ides of March, shot down that idea in Newsweek.

“I f--ked too many chicks and did too many drugs, and that’s the truth,’’ Clooney revealed.

Further joking: If he were to run for office his slogan would be “I drank the bong water.’’

The article also reveals Clooney, 49, plays hard and works hard, needing only four hours of sleep a night.

More than a fan

Sharon Stone has joined the Hollywood ranks of those who have stalkers. The Basic Instinct star just got a restraining order against a man who broke into her L.A. home.

The 52-year-old actress says the guy is delusional, and she may be right. Bradly Gooden claims he’s the son of Hillary Clinton and wrote The King’s Speech when he was 2 years old.

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