Celebrity gossip: Week that was

 

GEORGE CLOONEY: The Up in the Air hunk left a $100 tip on an $80 check at a Chinese restaurant with his girlfriend. That must have been some egg roll.

GEORGE CLOONEY: The Up in the Air hunk left a $100 tip on an $80 check at a Chinese restaurant with his girlfriend. That must have been some egg roll.

GWYNETH PALTROW: Lindsay Lohan was upset that the actress mocked her during a Glee appearance. Watching it made Linds spill her drink.

DAVID ARQUETTE: Courteney Cox's estranged hubby is hosting a game show called Celebrity Rankings, with stars poking fun at themselves. We know where he can start.

JUSTIN BIEBER: The teen pop star won't face an assault charge for an incident at a laser tag facility. Not a big shock. He weighs like 90 pounds -- before a haircut.

ZOOLANDER 2: A sequel to the 2001 Ben Stiller movie about vapid male models is in the works. The casting call for extras should be held in South Beach.

USHER: A fan accidentally kicked the rapper in the face while he was serenading her at Madison Square Garden. Doubt he'll get workman's comp.

MILEY CYRUS: Soon after her bong video surfaced, the Hannah Montana star was seen out with Kelly Osbourne. Hope Ozzy's spawn was giving her tips on how to stay out of rehab.

HEISTS: Cops are searching for a man who stole $1.5 million in chips from the Bellagio casino in Vegas. Coming soon to a theater near you: Ocean's 14.

CHARLIE SHEEN: The Two and a Half Men star won't face charges for his meltdown at the Plaza Hotel. The national humiliation was punishment enough.

MATTHEW MORRISON: The Glee star is going on a tour with his album once the hit Fox series wraps its second season. Matt, are you taking résumés for the road crew?

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