Yet another bland mass produced restaurant hits the streets of Miami. Although Calamari is run and built by what is considered to be one of the best restaurateurs of our time, Tom Billante I find that Calamari truly lacks inventiveness. The well combined color combination of white on white is not only unoriginal but just bland unlike their flavor combinations. I assume this was due to trying to bring and edgy adult restaurant to the overly casual Coconut Grove.
While the menu is beautifully cohesive and flavorful some of the plates fall short on execution. If your going to call yourself Calamari you should have the most unparalleled Calamari in town and I find that their gummy overcooked rendition leaves something to be desired. Although, the complimentary foacacia bread service is quite delectable it definitely begins your meal on a high note. The simple and traditional flavors you search for are all join the party on its perfectly crusty counterpart allowing for complete satisfaction and almost an umami feel.
Now we get to the fun part, the pizza. With undercooked dough and a heavy hand of cheese the pizza at Calamari falls quite short but you don’t go to Calamari for the pizza! So, what do you go for? You go for the seafood! A Salmone Piccata that is full of fresh and enticing ingredients that from the aroma alone will make you want to swim in the dish with the capers and roasted peppers. I don’t think I have ever wanted to bathe in a sauce before but the beautifully accomplished white lemon sauce has me wishing that they made it into body wash!
What about desert you say? A decadent tiramisu makes it to the table and I can feel myself salivating as I watch the server make her way to the table. Creamy and seductively flavored. I don’t even have time to chew. I let its sweetness envelop my mouth and I am now on cloud nine. I would have been happy with just this desert as my entire meal and the memory of it after I devoured it.
Since the menu at Calamari is nearly identical to its sister restaurants I suppose the bone I have to pick here is that I wished for something new. I think all new restaurants need is something traditional done well. Though Coconut Grove is know for its casual nature it also engulfs you in the different experiences at each of its restaurants, bars, and dives. I find that Calamari lacks an experience. It needs something different, new, and powerful. I assume that attaching itself to the Taurus was supposed to bring Calamari customers into a more open and relaxed environment.
The rigidity of this restaurant doesn't make me feel like an Italian restaurant should. You should feel warm, satisfied, and at home. Though the staff is friendly and attentive my entire meal was like a Broadway play, endless. Maybe that is part of the experience at Calamari. A long winded dinner service and the punch line for desert. I can’t help having the feeling of wanting and expecting more! ... Read more
Another crowd-pleasing Italian by restaurateur Tom Billante (Il Villagio, Carpaccio, Bella Luna, Luna Café, Rosalia), Calamari takes on a seafood theme with plenty of fresh fillets, zuppa di pesce and, of course, the namesake squid in three or more preparations. The cooking is generally competent, the portions generous and the prices fair. Meals begin with free foacacia and tomato then offers the gamut from pastas, pizzas, salads, soups and grilled meats and chicken. Favorites from the sea include a salmon piccata while land lovers go for eggplant parmigiano.
The lazy terrace with its broad umbrellas and gurgling fountain make for an easy afternoon or evening. Servers are generally friendly and smart.
Tom Billante has done it again, this time at the 260-seat indoor-outdoor restaurant behind Coconut Grove's beloved old Taurus that sadly could not score as Cefalo's. Called Calamari, his casual, Italian-themed seafood spot with its large, well-priced menu is a crowd pleaser.Billante's recipe for winning restaurants is as sure as bread and butter. Calamari's selection of carpacci, pastas, salads, soups, pizzas and entrees is nearly identical to the ones at his other successful venues such as Il Villagio, Carpaccio, Bella Luna and Rosalia. But here, as the name indicates, he has added a bit more from the sea.And though the sprawling space is largely unchanged, it suddenly seems to work. Perhaps it's because of the friendly staff, capably supervised by New York and South Beach veteran Salvatore Catania. Even with a half-dozen kids at the table, our young waitress and her sidekick were largely unflappable. And though some dishes arrived at the wrong places and pacing occasionally faltered, all were exceedingly polite and gracious.The space has many personalities. There is the lively bar, a cozy row of tables near the open kitchen and a romantic (but buggy) terrace surrounding a fountain. Tables are set with white cloths over red and white checked cloths, evoking a seaside picnic.Meals start with a basket of warm bruschetta, really focaccia triangles seasoned with lots of fresh herbs, garlic and oil and heaped with a fresh tomato salad. Puffy hunks of thick peasant bread arrive later, warm and ready for lathering with sweet butter.The namesake calamari appears in a variety of outfits. The best is as a respectable basket of tender ringlets with filament-thin wisps of zucchini in a see-through batter, fried until golden. Sure, I'd like some tentacles, but I'm happy to share these, dunked in a not-too-sweet marinara sauce. The stuffed calamari is unwieldy and tough, as big as a fist, with loads of crab and nearly equal parts of bread crumbs.A zuppa de pesce in a handsome if watery broth is loaded with more calamari, salmon, mussels and clams, flavored with basil, sage, slabs of aromatic garlic and fresh tomatoes. Three big planks of buttery herbed croutons make for good dipping.
Though the spot boasts an impressive-looking wood-burning oven, the pizzas we sampled were on the flabby side. The kids didn't mind the heavy layer of cheese and underdone center, but our party of six didn't bother to finish off even one pie. Then again, there was all that bread at the beginning of the meal.Kids preferred the huge plate of spaghetti and meatballs that the kitchen was happy to split, but the mammoth, bread-crumby meatballs with an off-putting dab of ricotta didn't thrill me. Other pastas, including a signature lobster ravioli and an admirably garlicky shrimp scampi over al dente linguine, are more satisfying and authentic.Seafood plates include the usual salmon, grouper, tilapia, snapper, tuna and a quite tasty and fresh enough snapper oreganato. The competent and generously portioned fillets can be had livornese, françese or piccata style, accompanied by a smattering of roasted potatoes, a spear of steamed broccoli and a couple of rounds of carrots.Desserts, too, yield no surprises but plenty of smiles. There are fine examples of all the classics including a tiramisu, molten chocolate cake and coconut flan.This is one dining experience in the Grove that's grown up, yet fun and easy to recommend, especially for a crowd.
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