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Yet another bland mass produced restaurant hits the streets of Miami. Although Calamari is run and built by what is considered to be one of the best restaurateurs of our time, Tom Billante I find that Calamari truly lacks inventiveness. The well combined color combination of white on white is not only unoriginal but just bland unlike their flavor combinations. I assume this was due to trying to bring and edgy adult restaurant to the overly casual Coconut Grove. While the menu is beautifully cohesive and flavorful some of the plates fall short on execution. If your going to call yourself Calamari you should have the most unparalleled Calamari in town and I find that their gummy overcooked rendition leaves something to be desired. Although, the complimentary foacacia bread service is quite delectable it definitely begins your meal on a high note. The simple and traditional flavors you search for are all join the party on its perfectly crusty counterpart allowing for complete satisfaction and almost an umami feel. Now we get to the fun part, the pizza. With undercooked dough and a heavy hand of cheese the pizza at Calamari falls quite short but you don’t go to Calamari for the pizza! So, what do you go for? You go for the seafood! A Salmone Piccata that is full of fresh and enticing ingredients that from the aroma alone will make you want to swim in the dish with the capers and roasted peppers. I don’t think I have ever wanted to bathe in a sauce before but the beautifully accomplished white lemon sauce has me wishing that they made it into body wash! What about desert you say? A decadent tiramisu makes it to the table and I can feel myself salivating as I watch the server make her way to the table. Creamy and seductively flavored. I don’t even have time to chew. I let its sweetness envelop my mouth and I am now on cloud nine. I would have been happy with just this desert as my entire meal and the memory of it after I devoured it. Since the menu at Calamari is nearly identical to its sister restaurants I suppose the bone I have to pick here is that I wished for something new. I think all new restaurants need is something traditional done well. Though Coconut Grove is know for its casual nature it also engulfs you in the different experiences at each of its restaurants, bars, and dives. I find that Calamari lacks an experience. It needs something different, new, and powerful. I assume that attaching itself to the Taurus was supposed to bring Calamari customers into a more open and relaxed environment. The rigidity of this restaurant doesn't make me feel like an Italian restaurant should. You should feel warm, satisfied, and at home. Though the staff is friendly and attentive my entire meal was like a Broadway play, endless. Maybe that is part of the experience at Calamari. A long winded dinner service and the punch line for desert. I can’t help having the feeling of wanting and expecting more! ... Read more
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Calamari 

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Another crowd-pleasing Italian by restaurateur Tom Billante (Il Villagio, Carpaccio, Bella Luna, Luna Café, Rosalia), Calamari takes on a seafood theme with plenty of fresh fillets, zuppa di pesce and, of course, the namesake squid in three or more preparations. The cooking is generally competent, the portions generous and the prices fair. Meals begin with free foacacia and tomato then offers the gamut from pastas, pizzas, salads, soups and grilled meats and chicken. Favorites from the sea include a salmon piccata while land lovers go for eggplant parmigiano. The lazy terrace with its broad umbrellas and gurgling fountain make for an easy afternoon or evening. Servers are generally friendly and smart.

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  • Italian, Seafood
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  • Lunch, Dinner
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