Booty Call Venues for Hotel Sophisticates
So, you're planning a lovely evening romp with you significant other. Does it matter if you go to The Delano or The Vagabond?
The South Pacific Motel on Biscayne Boulevard. Photo: Robin Hill.
10/21/2009
Since the birth of twin daughters, Tony and Ana have no time for their legendary bedroom romps (Back in college, Ana used to blister my ears with testimonies of Tony’s dexterity).
Anyway, Tony called his wife for an all-nighter at an Ali Baba-esque motel on Biscayne Boulevard, but Ana wasn’t impressed. “We can afford The Delano!,” she shrieked.
Yes, they can, but I thought it was a sexy twist to the typical, monotonous, married couple interlude.
Think Tony should have coughed up a couple hundred for a one-nighter at The Delano?
Should booty call locales reflect one’s financial status? Share your thoughts!
Hotels
Hotels
- Conrad Miami woos summer travelers with "Stay Cool" package
- Stay & save this summer at Fort Lauderdale's Riverside Hotel
- Turnberry Isle woos travelers with a Memorial Day package
- South Beach Marriott celebrates its $9 million transformation with travel deals
- Treat mom to a South Beach staycation this Mother's Day
- Marriott celebrates 500 years of Florida beaches with its 2013 "Summer Suntastic Savings"
- Plan a girlfriend's getaway with Patti Stanger at Loews Miami Beach
- Support Boston Marathon victims at The Palms
- JW Marriott Marquis Miami woos travelers with an "Artful Miami" package
- Viceroy Miami partners with Marchesa on a $500,000 destination wedding package
